Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm back

Alright my faithful minions, The Jester is back. I'll be posting again after a looooong hiatus of me not giving a damn about writing.

Monday, March 20, 2006

just a quick post

This is my latest post for an online discussion forum that I have to do for my Environmental history class in college. Seeing as I think the class is a load of bunk I've decided to write all my posts as outrageously as possible.

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Breaking News on CBS, The following is a recovered transcript of the earliest known
meeting of the vast neo-con right wing Christian fundamentalist Zionist conspiracy that
deals with the planned destruction of the environment and their planned oppresion of the
masses. It was handed to me by an unnamed source who would only identify herself as
yralliH notnilC so it must be fair and truthful.
::start transcript::
God's grace be upon you brothers, this being the year of our lord 1789 even with our
secret shadow government just starting to take over the nascent democracy of America
our plans succeed magnificently! Already the money of this unsuspecting nation bears
our nefarious Judeo-Christian markings with the word "God" being clearly mentioned on
all items of currency. But now our most ancient and most evil member of this vast neo-
con right wing Christian fundamentalist Zionist conspiracy Brother Dick Cheney will read
to us his progress with the destruction of the accursed environment.
Praise Jesus fellow followers of evil! As you all know that as us being mindless bible-
thumpers we must follow the words of God to the letter and since God himself has
decreed that the wilderness of nature is "great and terrible" and that only sinners can live
in such wilderness it is our Zionist Christian fundamentalist duty to destroy all the
wilderness and replace it with our civilization in which we can opress women and
minorities and non-Bible based religions. Already our mindless armies of opressed
workers are "conquering" the land in this constant "struggle with nature." Despite losses
from "the enemy" with its vast rabid hordes of chipmunks, squirrels, and hippies;
our "pioneer army" marches forth to destroy the environment because it is God's
command.
Our holy crusade against the heathan peacful nature loving Indians has been
decreed by the Bible with God's vengance upon the Sodommites and the Gomorrahans!
We Americans will follow our Jewish Zionist masters in the total destruction of the world
first by declaring war against the natives here and then by waging war against the rest of
the world for God forbid that this vast neo-con right wing Christian fundamentalist Zionist
conspiracy would actually let there be peace and stop the oppression of women
minorities and non-Bible based religions in this land.
Now let us end this meeting by oppressing a woman, some minorities, having one of our
scary guns kill a person, reading the Bible, destroying a tree, and giving taxcuts to the
rich.
::end transcript::
It is the opinion of this non-biased, fair and balanced reporter that we should
immediately condemn the actions of this vast global conspiracy by forcing Christians and
Jews to stop reading the Bible, take more money from the rich, giving more minorities
jobs because they are too incapable of getting them themselves, banning guns, and
turning all of the southern states into vast nature preserves. This is Dan Rather with
CBS signing off.
Remember if you hear BS, and say BS, you must CBS.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Remember the Cole

Never Forgive
Never Forget
Always Remember that Freedom is not Free.

Today is the 5th aniversary of the terrorist attack on the USS Cole. Please take a moment today to remember the fallen and to thank God that such men have lived to protect us.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Rock it

Tomorow I get to qualify on the UD rockwall which is awesome because then I can climb there whenever I want to. Also I finally get to pick up the remainder of my equipment from Batallion. I also need to get a half-way decent photoshop program because the default one on my computer sucks and I can't make decent satire without photoshopped pics.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Yes so tomorrow morning I will be thrown into a pool, blind folded, carrying an M-16 and I will be loving it all. That is until I realize that I have no real place to dry my BDU's out before class...

Saturday, September 10, 2005

The life of the confused

Yeah right now I'm posting after walking back from a party at the towers. Frankly this is probably not the best time for me to make a real big update but to the devil with that right now. so this is week two or three fo college now and some of it has beeen good and someof ti bad. my origional complants about my dorm and housingg are more or less gone now i musthave gottten used to the arangements. but the towers rooms are huge the living room for one of the apartments is bigger than my entire dorm room.. my classes are great except for my poli si class which i havnt bothered to show up to more htan twice. i joined the army ROTC and then the ranger company on campus and i am loving it i dont care if i have to wake up early in the morngin to go to PT its amazing. It is so much fun to be with a bunch of awesome motivated people who love life and live it to the max. ill post about my regular classes later when i canthingk strait. on a more bitter personal note i am sick and tired of being so attracted to girls who are so hard to get... christ i wish i knew what to do. ok my little rant is done so now i will go to seep and awaken to a thouroghly hung over campus.