Monday, January 31, 2005

Goddamn

Ok this is a touchy subject. Hate Speech. We all know about it. We all deal with it. It is how we deal with it that makes it touchy. One of my friends has done something wrong because of hate speech (not his own). The complete dialouge is here but it has drained me because of my long day.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Take That!!

This is thanks to Tim Blair with his awesome list of stuff for the Iraqi elections.

Our voting is:No to the terrorists!
No to the dictatorships!
No to hate and racism!
No to the fascists!
No to the Nazis!
No to the mentally retarded tyrants!
No to the ossified, narrow-minded and intolerants!
The Iraqis are voting in few hours time for the new Iraq. We are going to create our future by ourselves not by dictators.
We are going to say: Yes for the freedom and democracy!
Yes for the civilized Iraq!
Yes for peace and prosperity!
Yes for coexistence!
Yes for the New Iraq!
Let them bomb and kill us. It will not deter us!
Let them send their dogs to suck our bones. We care not!
Let them bark. It will not frighten us.
Let them see how civilised to be free and democratic!
Let them die by our vote tomorrow!
It is the magic bullet which will kill them!
Welcome New Iraq. Welcome freedom and democracy. Welcome peace and prosperity for all nations with out exception but terrorists!

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Winter Ranting

If I am not mistaken it is the responsibility of the owner of the property to shovel sidewalks that run along their property yes? Then why in God's name do these blasted fools not shovel their walks even when they see all the neighboring properties doing it? Dammit I am sick and tired of having to walk in the street because these bastards do not shovel their damn walks.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Your honor can we please adjurn so I may beat the defendant?

Yess finally the last day of midterms now its time for me to polish my BS awards because now I have to pretend to be a lawyer in a mock trial. However because I cannot blend puppies for enlightenment I am forced to think on my feet.

Now I also hear tell of an rumbling in the masses of students at my school. Now the moonbats there are planning a student walkout during lunch one day to protest the war. Now as a student of Reason and a lover of Liberty I believe that they have a right to protest the war; however, as a lover of Liberty I also feel obligated to state the message of Liberty and Her purpose in the war on Terror. Me and my fellow Protest Warriors are planning to counter protest this move and to implement some other tactics in the struggle.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A new type of Chemistry

Thanks for the National Review for this article. I read it yesterday in my copy and I had to post it. Thanks for this wonderful article.



Memo to: WFB
From: Linda BridgesDear Bill: Did you see this?
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer by one student struck the professor as worth sharing with colleagues, via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then Number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, “Oh my God!”
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY “A.”
Dear Mr. Buckley: From reading your columns and books, there appears to be a bit of difficulty some people have in distinguishing between “solecism” and “solipsism.” Perhaps a more visual explanation would clear things up:
A solecist is a person whose sailboat, Leftward Ho!, upon entering ocean waters churned up by some force of wind, becomes demasted. A solipsist is a person sailing the same boat who, though it becomes appropriately demasted, reflectively decries the lack of government oversight vis-à-vis coastal waters, while he awaits rescue from the Coast Guard. Overhearing the partially submerged mariner, the rescuer gently suggests that, since this would involve a huge, expensive undertaking, in order to enjoy sailing more in line with his skill set he might consider moving his boat to a lake, at which point the solipsist instructs his rescuer to go jump in one. I hope this helps. Happy sailing, Don Snedeker North Plainfield, N.J.
Dear Mr. Snedeker: It helps a whole lot. And adds a new definition to the word “solecism.” Cordially, — WFB

Monday, January 24, 2005

Delaware Pride

"Despite our great military might, we are in my view more alone in the world than we've been in any time in recent memory."-- Sen. Joseph Biden, D-Del. (Courtesy of Paxfly)

Though as a Delawarian I think it is time that the country actually paid attention to us, I think that Sen. Biden is a bit cukoo. First off The point of having a military is not to build friendships with other nations; it is, as Teddy put it, our big stick to use to expand US influence and power in the world. He says that the US is more alone in the world now than anytime in recent memory; this is true, you could have also said the same statement in 1942 when it was one of the darkest hours of human history where the outcome was that the Facists would win the day. The US stood alone with Britain which foolishly fought on after Europe fell to the Nazis, their erstwhile ally the Soviet Union was all but shattered, fighting on with its last gasps, the minor countries of the world also strove on to help the Allies sending what little that they could if only to prolong the fight agianst the Invader.. Like then today the US fights on for Freedom with the UK and with, i forget the count, some 60 other countries who fight against Facism and against the oppressors of humanity. Like in 1942, most of Europe plays along with the Facists hoping that they will continue their existences as third rate-puppets. We are alone, not because of our military might, but because of our never ending struggle against those who would snuff out the "unrestrained flame of Freedom." Those who wish for humanity to be voluntarily put into bondage and for the song of Liberty to instead be replaced by Her pleas as She is raped away from us see the US as the hopeless and solitary figure in Her defense. The rest of us do not follow that train of despair.

Spybots

For all of you who read this blog and actually know what spybots are you need not read any further. For the rest of you who don't know what these little treats are listen up, spybots and spyware are not cool. These little nasties transfer personal info from your PC and put it onto the net for all to see. BTW many programs that seem legit have built in spyware. Those Buddy Trackers for AIM, AIM Weather Bug, and the Black Web folder in your Window's folder are all examples of spyware. Take my advice ditch them now before they take some serious info out of your machine and screw you over.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Let loose the puppies of War

I, an insignificant microbe of the blog ecosystem have joined forces with the Alliance. Let there be cheap ammo for the masses and all the puppy blenders tremble in fear.

And There was much rejoicing...

HAHA no midterms tomorrow, time to sit around and do nothing. I love living in a state in which nobody knows what to do with snow.

Studying

Arghh I almost forgot that I have more midterms tomorrow. Goddamn Physics, and strangely enough, Band. Also some libs at my school are planning an anti-war walkout. If they do then i believe that I should call for the local PW chapter to come and respond to them.

Ceasefire?

Well with the delightful death of the noted terrorist Arafat, we now have Mahmoud Abbas in the saddle over in Palestine. He has just released a statement saying that he will reign in the millitant groups and seek a permanent truce. Though I wish and pray for a truce I must say that I am not too keen on taking Abbas at his word. Hopefully I am proven wrong.
I must say that it is about time. The Ukraine election is finally resolved with the pro-West Yushchenko as the new president. Now to give the pro- Russian candidate and his backers what they deserve... a "Too bad you lost." series of cards from Hallmark.

Too bad you lost series
#1- Too bad you lost, but someone has to.
#2- Too bad you lost, you stupid commies.
#3- Too bad you lost, find someone who cares.
#4- Too bad you lost, would you like the PEST counseling number?

Saturday, January 22, 2005

And it begins

Hi all, this is my first time posting on blogspot but after surfing other blogs for so long I finally decided to do this myself. This will be mainly a place for me to vent and talk about random subjects, but I will link you to other sites of interest when the opportunities arise.